"Before I say what I'm about to say, there's something you should know."
He gets up, walks around the desk so he's standing in front of you.
Then, he tranforms. You've never seen anything like this before.
You never even thought it was possible.
But, in front of you is what you thought was a man, transforming into a giant cockroach.
"You- You're the only person who has ever understood me - understood us.
I've never felt so connected with someone."
He produces a small ring, and looks to you with the brightest cockroach eyes.
"So my last question is - will you marry me?"
He waits hopefully for an answer.